Saturday, March 11, 2006

8 Simple Truths

Truth #1
There is only one day in the purchase of a bunch of bananas when the bananas are perfectly ripe. The banana is yellow with only a few brown marks of ripeness.

Truth #2
Just because everyone else seems to think Radiohead is the greatest band from the last 15 years doesn't mean that I have to believe this.

Truth #3
No matter how long you have known a friend and how well you know this friend, she/he will surprise you.

Truth #4
No matter how lone you have known a friend and how well you know this friend, she/he will disappoint you.

Truth #5
The minute you realize that you need a haircut, it is the moment you also realize that you have no time for a haircut for at least one week, leaving you with a horrid head of hair.

Truth #6
Just because everyone else seems to think Barry Manilow is far from the greatest man in music doesn't mean that I have to believe this.

Truth #7
Some people can't see the forest through the trees.

Truth #8
Some people use cliches and rarely understand their full meanings.

1 comment:

Rhiannon said...

Although many of your truths are deep and meaningful, I'm chiming in on the banana one, because I couldn't agree more. I just threw away a still-yellow-but-with-lots-of-little-brown-spots banana. And lately I've been forcing myself to eat a few that are still slightly green, which just aren't as good as yellow. On the flip side, you can count on an apple being good for a couple of weeks, but they're two totally different fruits. And there ends my soliloquy (I totally can't spell) on fruit.