Monday, March 20, 2006

But You Already Knew That...

1. My husband: is a funny guy.

2. Never in my life: have I received a speeding ticket.

3. When I was five: I had three boyfriends.

4. High School is: a time to figure out who a fourth of you have the rest of your life to figure out who the other three-quarters are.

5. My parents are: a model to follow on how to have a happy and long marriage.

6. I once met: a five year old who knew all of his states, capitals, nations, and capitals. Impressive.

7. There's this girl I know who: swears like a sailor.

8. Once, at a bar: I danced on the bar in a 1980's pink bridesmaid dress.

9. Last night: I watched the raunchy documentary The Aristocrats with Tim. He thought it was great. I thought it was kind of gross.

10. Next time I go to church: will probably be a wedding or a funeral.

11. When I turn my head left, I see: a map of the Napa Valley which I purchased and framed after our first trip.

12. When I turn my head right, I see: Tim trying to write his notes for Computational Chemistry, but he is getting distracted by Star Trek, The Next Generation.

13. How many days until my birthday?: 179

14. If I was a character written by Shakespeare I'd be: surprised...I don't know my Shakespeare very well.

15. By this time next year: I will be in my thirties.

16. A better name for me would be: Sarah

17. I have a hard time understanding: Algebra and why people don't respond to emails.

18. If I ever go back to school I: will study educational administration or computers.

19. You know I like you if: I call you.

20. If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: my parents.

21. Take my advice: Stop taking a hands off approach to life. It doesn't just happen to you. You make it happen to you.

22. My ideal breakfast is: A McDonald's sausage, egg, and cheese McMuffin

23. If you visit my hometown: You'll probably be cold and/or watch some hockey.

24. Why won't someone: Invent a lotion that will actually hydrate my uber-dry skin.

25. If you spend the night at my house: You'll be well fed.

26. I'd stop my wedding: If I didn't want to spend every day for the rest of my life with Tim...but I do, so I am married to Tim!

27. The world could do without: Cilantro.

28. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: hear someone clip their fingernails.

29. Paper clips are more useful than: Oprah.

30. If I do anything well, it is: Bake.

31. And by the way: I didn't have much to write about tonight, so I did this completely narcissistic theme.


Eyes said...

You don't like Oprah? I love her :) when she isn't talking celebrity crap :)

Anonymous said...

Cool post Sara. And for the record I believe that Oprah represents all that is evil in the world!

firedancerdancin said...

i too watched the aristocrats with the sig other and he thought it was funny and I had to leave the room i was so grossed out.

i have a weak tummy though.

boys are weird.

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