Friday, November 11, 2005

Occupational Hazards

Ever heard of SCOOPER's WRIST?

I didn't think so.

Let's flashback to the summer of '95! You walk away from your high school job at the local ice cream shop only to feel a throbbing of your right wrist as you turn the radio knob on your sweet, sweet Chevy Celebrity. Holy Cow! The wrist is swollen like nobody's business! The best thing you can do is go home and ice it and hope it is recovered before tomorrow's mad ice cream rush.

I thought my occupational swelling was finished as I entered the teaching profession, but before I knew it, I was back in the retail world stocking magazines, hulling boxes, and ripping periodicals apart. If only OSHA knew about SCOOPER'S WRIST and now, what I like to refer to as MAG THUMB. My thumb has now taken on a swollen look because I use it at length to organize and hold back magazines as I organize them. After every shift, I feel my right thumb pulsate with pain. I think I need a new technique to adjust and organize the magazines. I was coloring with the crayons today at preschool, and I could feel my grip put a twinge in my thumb. UGH...MAG THUMB!

3 comments:

Eyes said...

I wonder if those rubber thumbs that sorters use may help you? Do you know what I am talking about?

I just wouldn't have a CLUE where to get one!

shelly said...

in my line of work we call work related injuries "getting hit in the face". sorry about your thumb. but think of all the fun you will have making up names for all of your pending afflictions.

The Solbergs said...

Hey Sara-
I heard that at TCBY you can get cakes for free!!!